Pics and Puns

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.  

-Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

My dear friend, Kami, loaned me her sewing machine a few months ago.  I had not sewn on a machine since grade school, and previously did all my t-shirt and onesie appliques by hand.  Another dear friend, Andrea, gave me a very thorough tutorial on how to use my machine and off I went.  These are my first quilts. I hope you like them!  While I was sewing them (for a fruitless fair) I got a bit delirious and a whole string of sewing puns wound up on my facebook feed (thanks to my friends for chipping in their puns!).  Enjoy the pics and the puns.

P.S. These quilts are for sale. 

P.P.S. Pic quality isn't the best...my apologies. 

xo,

Kira

Chicken Quilt:

(front)

I'm sew tired, and hanging on by a thread, but the sew must go on!

(back)

sew it goes...

(detail)

Sew 'Nuff.

Pretty Preppy Quilt:

(front)

sew far, sew good.

(back)

sew be it!

(detail)

sew many puns, sew little time

Sailor Boy Quilt:

(front)

 sewing puns? how unseamly! ;)

(back)

your updates are sew predictable 

(detail)

 You have me in stitches. ;)

Nautical Nuttiness Quilt:

(front)

 I am a material witness to all these seemingly innocent comments.

(back)

 This thread has me bobbin my head in agreement.

(detail)

I'm beginning to see a pattern here.  And I'm not ready to cut it out! Needle-ss to say.